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Disfunction Junction

Marie Martin

February 5, 2007

Tonight, Dorothy Sheedy died. Dorothy was an evangelical Christian who had the bumper sticker, "I brake for the rapture," on her car. Unfortunately, this was her undoing. She saw blow-up dolls floating into the sky and immediately screech...

The Senior

Brandon Tabor

January 29, 2007

Hello! My name is Brandon. I am a senior. Today has been a pretty relaxed day. I took a three-hour nap today and was still able to get some business done. Last semester, that would've been a dream! It's amazing how we like to wai...

Like it Should Be: 2

Allan Ford

January 29, 2007

If you didn't catch the first episode, it was pretty much a simple rant on the collection of words that some call "Like it is." Yet, this episode will be much like every other, and dissect this eye pollution that usually runs a...

Gallows Pole

Mitchell Allgood

January 29, 2007

Deposits, for those blessed few who don't know what I am referring to, is the money raped from by utility companies in order to make a domicile fit for human habitation. The word "deposit" also implies that you will get it back if yo...

Like it Should Be: 1

Allan Ford

January 29, 2007

Welcome to the mind of a sports-crazed Henderson State student. My name is Allan Ford and I am currently a senior with an academic red-shirt (If you're sports-minded you'll get it). But that is enough about me. In this weekly blog...

European in an American Southern Culture

Ross Ellis

January 29, 2007

It all has to start somewhere and that place is Glasgow, Scotland. Bob lived with his mother and father in a crunched up home where the neighbors could reach out the window and pill off the paint on the siding of Bob's home. ...

Music Sucks These Days

Dawan Morgan

January 29, 2007

I've known music all my life. I started singing and playing the piano when I was nine years old. Even though my father is a minister, I've been exposed to all kinds of music. I didn't just listen to Gospel music all the time. I ...